Final Finals (this year)

Joy: "I got a Mustang!"
Andi: "Nay!"


Lisa: "My foot looks weird..."
-Andi spanks my foot...
Lisa: "...Now it looks swollen."
Andi: "No, it looks brand spanking new!"
-proceeds to laugh hysterically

Lisa: "Where have all the unicorns gone?  I know!  They evolved into narwhals!"

April Blasts

Andi: "It depending how much you would pay me."
-We asked if you would build a tower out of trash....

Marrissa: "I am not sure I have the whole law and gospel thing right."
Lisa: "I can help you because I am Lutheran!"
 -not meant to be arrogant

Lisa: "I DO NOT WANT VIAGRA!!!!"
-I keep getting all of this spam...
Lisa: "I am not an old man...nor am I interested in an old man!!! Stop sending me ads."

Lisa:"I consider Ibuprofen a recreational drug because I have to take in order to participate in recreational activities."

Andi: "And when I was the devil, that was fun too."

Dakota: "I hate having friends, they make me eat healthy."

Andi:"You know that whole thing where the more time you spend with someone, the more you sound like them?"
Lisa: "And?"
Andi:"You have been making some interesting noises the last 20 minutes and I don't want to sound like that."
      -so what...I make noises when I study

While walking back from Andi's volleyball game
Andi: "Don't drawl attention to us, I am wearing spandex!"
Lisa: "We should rob a bank....because that is what one does while wearing spandex."