Andi: "You know what question I hate?"
Lisa: "What?"
Andi: "What's Up? You know why I hate it?"
Lisa: "Why?"
Andi: "Because I would like to say something awesome...but I can't, I am just doing homework. I would like to say I am fighting a dinosaur so I will get back to you later."
Suite mate: "You know that Brad Paisley song "Waiting on a Woman"?"
Her Boyfriend: "Yeah"
Suite mate: "That's going to be your life."
-While watching Cabin in the Woods
Suite mate: "You know, if this happens to us, you're dying first."
This is a blog meant to reflect upon things my roommate says and the humor they contain. Enough said. WARNING! This may contain potentially mind blowing humor and things mentioned in my room and not just by my roomie.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Spring 2013 Wrap Up
Sorry this has been so slow...
Lisa: "The grass is always greener on the other side..."
Andi: "Until you land on it and realize it was fertilized with poop!"
Andi: "Thank you for accentuating and exhibiting your umm...exhibit..."
Andi: "I am a competitive eater."
Friend: "so now my middle name is Michelle"
Andi: "Oh really, me too!"
Lisa:"....Andi your middle name is Marie..."
Lisa: "Smell my lettuce!" -shoves taco into Lydia's face, Lydia smells
-it smelled like sweet corn, making my taco taste like corn
Andi: "You can't! It's my friend, it's me!"
Andi: "You can't deflate me!"
Angie: "I am a maintenance physician."
Andi: "She will doctor your pipes"
Angie: "There is something you need to know about yourself Andi.."
Andi: "What?"
Angie: "You shouldn't speak in public."
Andi: "You're a wizard Harry." -looks at Lisa
Lisa: "I am not hairy, I shaved!"
Awkward moment....our supposedly all male frog collection is mating...here is our response
Andi: NO! Stop! Maybe if I feed them they will stop.."
Lisa: "Lets take a picture! The pet store lied!"
Andi: "This is not acceptable"
Angie: "You are like Doug and Dory."
Andi: "I can't wait for Finding Dory! I feel like I will find myself."
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