This the one year anniversay of this blog and many moment were missed but are some new ones.
Andi: "Lisa, your butt is big."
Lisa: "Yeah...I know! You know what else is big?! MY THIGHS! So I just got to find a man who likes big butts...and he can not lie..."
Andi: "You have big lips!"
Lisa: "So now I have to find a man you wants a big butted big gummed girl!"
Lisa: "Look I can make my belly to the worm!"
Lisa: "Andi, you are super paranoid all the time!"
Andi: "I know, how can we fix this?"
Lisa: "Get you drunk"
-(when she is legal...and it was a joke.)
Katrina: "I am hoping for a pet Dinosaur when I get to heaven."
After watching Gnomeo and Juliet
Andi's mom: "Gnomes don't do anything!
Lisa: "Yes they do...they steal my sock...then use them as ninja costumes."
Andi : "That's why they have holes in them!"
-shows her mom sock with hole
Super Bowl
Lisa: "I wonder if they use college football players as ball boys..."
Andi: "yeah, they probably use the third string players"
Lisa: "Why would they use the third string?"
Andi: "Big colleges have third strings"
Lisa : blank stare...
Andi: "wait....the Superbowl isn't for college is it..."
Lisa: "I am disowning you"
