One Year Anniversary

This the one year anniversay of this blog and many moment were missed but are some new ones.

Andi: "Lisa, your butt is big."
Lisa: "Yeah...I know!  You know what else is big?! MY THIGHS!  So I just got to find a man who likes big butts...and he can not lie..."
Andi: "You have big lips!"
Lisa: "So now I have to find a man you wants a big butted big gummed girl!"

Lisa: "Look I can make my belly to the worm!"

Lisa: "Andi, you are super paranoid all the time!"
Andi: "I know, how can we fix this?"
Lisa: "Get you drunk"
-(when she is legal...and it was a joke.)

Katrina: "I am hoping for a pet Dinosaur when I get to heaven."

After watching Gnomeo and Juliet
Andi's mom: "Gnomes don't do anything!
Lisa: "Yes they do...they steal my sock...then use them as ninja costumes."
Andi : "That's why they have holes in them!"
-shows her mom sock with hole

Super Bowl
Lisa: "I wonder if they use college football players as ball boys..."
Andi: "yeah, they probably use the third string players"
Lisa: "Why would they use the third string?"
Andi: "Big colleges have third strings"
Lisa : blank stare...
Andi: "wait....the Superbowl isn't for college is it..."
Lisa: "I am disowning you"

Hmmm

Andi: "I wish my live was a sitcom...I would get paid a lot more. And then I could marry the cute guy next door."
Lisa:"Hun..."
Katrina: "You live in a girl's dorm."

Andi: "Our boobs have eyes!"
-While wearing shirts with cartoon faces...

Andi: "Oh no!  Theres crabs!!"
-While watching turtles hatch on Animal Planet....

Andi:"I like it Down Under."
-friend said she wanted to move to Australia

Lisa: "You better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands because everyone is gettin engaged out here."
-noting all the recent engagements of friends

Andi: "Lisa, why is the sky blue?"
Lisa: "Well you see, one day I had to go to the bathroom..."

September 2012

Andi: "Dad got a bear!"
Lisa: "Cool! How big?"
Andi: "170!"
Lisa: "...I'm bigger than that!!!"

Andi: "Look at that bear...it's hard to be a bear...until my dad shoots you!"

Someone asks Lisa to do something
Lisa: "I see how it is...you just want to use me!"
Chelsea: "Yeah I want to use you for a hug!"

Andi: "I took a sexual harassment test and now I am very careful who I touch."
Lisa: "Oh...I touch everyone...."

When typing in the address for this blog instead of typing things...I typed thong....and Andi hit enter...

Back at Conco

Andi: "What are we going to do when we are old?  We are going to have fun! That's what we are going to do!"

Andi: "I am mature with immature tendencies."
Lisa: "What am I?"
Andi: "Immature with mature tendencies."
....what can I say I enjoy a good pun and nerf gun fight...

Andi: "I was going to be a vet...then my mom had a serious talk with me about how vets have to kill animals for no reason sometimes.  I knew I couldn't do that...so I went with kids instead.
 - So cruel

Lisa: "I play soccer. Real or not real?....Not real."

Lifeguard Test....Save us

"Stop ALL the Heartbeats!"

"Backboard ALL the staff member"

"Freeze ALL the Lifeguards" -legit had at least stage one hypothermia

-practice test- "Spend more time scanning good swimmers because they tend to have problems quickly and quietly"

"Ignore ALL the patrons!"

"Use ALL the AEDs!"

"I think this fan is making me feisty."  - I was cold therefore more energetic

Final Finals (this year)

Joy: "I got a Mustang!"
Andi: "Nay!"


Lisa: "My foot looks weird..."
-Andi spanks my foot...
Lisa: "...Now it looks swollen."
Andi: "No, it looks brand spanking new!"
-proceeds to laugh hysterically

Lisa: "Where have all the unicorns gone?  I know!  They evolved into narwhals!"

April Blasts

Andi: "It depending how much you would pay me."
-We asked if you would build a tower out of trash....

Marrissa: "I am not sure I have the whole law and gospel thing right."
Lisa: "I can help you because I am Lutheran!"
 -not meant to be arrogant

Lisa: "I DO NOT WANT VIAGRA!!!!"
-I keep getting all of this spam...
Lisa: "I am not an old man...nor am I interested in an old man!!! Stop sending me ads."

Lisa:"I consider Ibuprofen a recreational drug because I have to take in order to participate in recreational activities."

Andi: "And when I was the devil, that was fun too."

Dakota: "I hate having friends, they make me eat healthy."

Andi:"You know that whole thing where the more time you spend with someone, the more you sound like them?"
Lisa: "And?"
Andi:"You have been making some interesting noises the last 20 minutes and I don't want to sound like that."
      -so what...I make noises when I study

While walking back from Andi's volleyball game
Andi: "Don't drawl attention to us, I am wearing spandex!"
Lisa: "We should rob a bank....because that is what one does while wearing spandex."

Random Happenings

Joy our suite mate was talking about Titan movie

Me: "I like Thor."
Joy: "I love Thor!  I want to marry him."
Me: "I do too...Let's hope he is Mormon."
Andi: "Sister wives!"

Canoeing Crazies

First off it was cold as we set sail in our canoe down the Huron river.  Note that we carried it all the way across campus.

College kid: "Are you going canoeing?"

Andi: "No!"

 Side comment later 

Andi: "It is to hide from the aliens."

Girl in Perry the Platypus hat: "You guys are awesome! You are canoeing in thirty degree weather in capris!"

Lisa: "Look at that duck!  It has a jacked up leg"

Andi: "Eww it is mutated."

 *Lesson...don't swim in the Huron river!!  You might mutate overnight.

Katrina: "Alright Lisa, we are going to switch places.  Curl up in the fetal position and I will leap frog over you.

Lisa: "Alright, I am in the fertile position."

Lisa: "I don't want to talk to them, let's circle them instead."

Oh yeah and then there was the man that took our picture or a video twice....

Andi: "Darn ipods that have cameras."

Homework Party

Katrina: "I want to sleep."
Andi: "I want to eat."
Katrina: "I want to sleep and eat at the same time."

While writing about the canoe trip:
Lisa makes typo while typing Andi...instead Adni
Andi: "Adni (pronounced odd knee) is a cute name...
Lisa: "Adni! Why do you run funny?
Andi: "Can we name the mutated duck Adni?"

Once Upon a Time While Watching Dr. Jones

Andi: "I can't fix your butt numbness."

Lisa: "Why are there American Alligators in India?"

Andi: "Your face is in my nose."

Dino Days in ENG 101

Professor: "Dino-sours. In high school, you might have been interested in Dino-sours."
Brittany: "Dinosours? They're like prehistoric warheads. The yellow ones are the worst! 

Me:"I like the sweet ones, like the blue kind"
Brittany: "Lisa, there is no such thing as a dinosweet. Don't be ridiculous!"
Me: "As long as they aren't Dino-sores, I am good."
Brittany: "That would dinosuck."
Me: "Dinosi"
Brittany: "this is dinostupid."
Me: "Dinoright?"
Brittany: "..."
English 101 is such a fun place to be

 “I wonder if we should call him a professaur.” 

March Maddies

Things said about Trout
Andi: "Trout are like women, they like flashy things."
Me: "Oh trust me my spinner was so flashy it would have gotten a ton of beads at a Mardi Gras parade."
Andi: "It's shiny, I would eat that!"

While doing New Testament homework
Andi: "I am almost done!  Jesus has to die first."

While filling out voter registration:
Andi: "Are you an American citizen?  Si."

Lisa: "Andi, go take your shower."
Andi: "No! Make me."
Lisa: "Fine I am going to bed."
Andi: "No! Don't do that!  Fine...I'll take a shower."
We are so mature lol

Lisa: "I have friends who live in Australia."
Andi: "She's down under."

Devin: "I love steroids!"

While talking about taking a quote of the blog...think out of context, slap happy.
Andi: "Take it off!"
Me: "Do you want me to take everything off?"

Scenes from the scene shop
Boss: "Where's the hatchet?"
Me: "I don't know, I buried it."

Andi talking to fish
Andi: "Yeah you stare that ball down."

Andi: "I just had a lot of body."
-Talking about essays

February Happenings

Angelina walks into our room and tells us a joke and then says: "So I have a slightly dirty joke but it is PG rated...So this slut says..."
Sure G rated... lol it wasn't that bad

Lisa: "You know you have been around your roommate too long when you tag her as yourself."

Andi: "I like Andi's world...it's pretty there."

Andi: "I didn't go there, you went all the way!"

Andi: "Get in here!"

Andi: "I can let you borrow a few bucks, my pig is generous."

Andi and Friends' thoughts during Lion King

Andi: "Even animals don't like mating their brothers and sisters."

Andi: "I hate how their eyes are yellow. Do they have malaria or something?"

Friend: "It's LION POLYGAMY!" 

Andi: "It's lion sister wives!"

Lisa reading text documentation of this....wow...they really over analyzed this....

A New Year: Happy New Blunders

Hope everyone is enjoying the New Year, hope you enjoy these new blunders by my beloved roommate.

Andi was talking to a good friend about Netflix but instead she asked this question:

Andi: "Is net sex worth it?"
-oh I love her...so innocent

Andi: "Oh!  Theres two holes!"
-she was taking polish off her nail with this contraption

Andi: "You have intense husky eyes."

Andi was explaining a paper about American History or something that she was writing when she said this:
        "....when Americans were scared of the Japanese and put them all in concentration TRAMPS."

Andi: "I was doing IT on the phone this morning."
   -talking about messing up words

Me: "It was dark and you threw at me!"

Katrina: "Panic attacks aren't like hiccups, you can't scare them away."

Andi: "The drugs wore off, my life is sad."

Andi: "This must be what baby kangaroos feel like."
       -she says while curled up under her blanket

Me: "I like hands!"

Andi: "Come on, you need to concentrate it, like orange juice!"
     -in reference to my brain

Andi: "I never thought that any roommate of mine would do that, but you just blew that marker out of the boat."

Andi: "I like to sleep in the fertile position."
  -she meant fetal...I hope

Andi:"No!  You don't lick other people's hot dogs!"
  -her sister was pestering me with Andi's hot dog hat...and I almost licked it