Andi: "I wish my live was a sitcom...I would get paid a lot more. And then I could marry the cute guy next door."
Lisa:"Hun..."
Katrina: "You live in a girl's dorm."
Andi: "Our boobs have eyes!"
-While wearing shirts with cartoon faces...
Andi: "Oh no! Theres crabs!!"
-While watching turtles hatch on Animal Planet....
Andi:"I like it Down Under."
-friend said she wanted to move to Australia
Lisa: "You better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands because everyone is gettin engaged out here."
-noting all the recent engagements of friends
Andi: "Lisa, why is the sky blue?"
Lisa: "Well you see, one day I had to go to the bathroom..."
