One Year Anniversary

This the one year anniversay of this blog and many moment were missed but are some new ones.

Andi: "Lisa, your butt is big."
Lisa: "Yeah...I know!  You know what else is big?! MY THIGHS!  So I just got to find a man who likes big butts...and he can not lie..."
Andi: "You have big lips!"
Lisa: "So now I have to find a man you wants a big butted big gummed girl!"

Lisa: "Look I can make my belly to the worm!"

Lisa: "Andi, you are super paranoid all the time!"
Andi: "I know, how can we fix this?"
Lisa: "Get you drunk"
-(when she is legal...and it was a joke.)

Katrina: "I am hoping for a pet Dinosaur when I get to heaven."

After watching Gnomeo and Juliet
Andi's mom: "Gnomes don't do anything!
Lisa: "Yes they do...they steal my sock...then use them as ninja costumes."
Andi : "That's why they have holes in them!"
-shows her mom sock with hole

Super Bowl
Lisa: "I wonder if they use college football players as ball boys..."
Andi: "yeah, they probably use the third string players"
Lisa: "Why would they use the third string?"
Andi: "Big colleges have third strings"
Lisa : blank stare...
Andi: "wait....the Superbowl isn't for college is it..."
Lisa: "I am disowning you"

Hmmm

Andi: "I wish my live was a sitcom...I would get paid a lot more. And then I could marry the cute guy next door."
Lisa:"Hun..."
Katrina: "You live in a girl's dorm."

Andi: "Our boobs have eyes!"
-While wearing shirts with cartoon faces...

Andi: "Oh no!  Theres crabs!!"
-While watching turtles hatch on Animal Planet....

Andi:"I like it Down Under."
-friend said she wanted to move to Australia

Lisa: "You better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands because everyone is gettin engaged out here."
-noting all the recent engagements of friends

Andi: "Lisa, why is the sky blue?"
Lisa: "Well you see, one day I had to go to the bathroom..."

September 2012

Andi: "Dad got a bear!"
Lisa: "Cool! How big?"
Andi: "170!"
Lisa: "...I'm bigger than that!!!"

Andi: "Look at that bear...it's hard to be a bear...until my dad shoots you!"

Someone asks Lisa to do something
Lisa: "I see how it is...you just want to use me!"
Chelsea: "Yeah I want to use you for a hug!"

Andi: "I took a sexual harassment test and now I am very careful who I touch."
Lisa: "Oh...I touch everyone...."

When typing in the address for this blog instead of typing things...I typed thong....and Andi hit enter...

Back at Conco

Andi: "What are we going to do when we are old?  We are going to have fun! That's what we are going to do!"

Andi: "I am mature with immature tendencies."
Lisa: "What am I?"
Andi: "Immature with mature tendencies."
....what can I say I enjoy a good pun and nerf gun fight...

Andi: "I was going to be a vet...then my mom had a serious talk with me about how vets have to kill animals for no reason sometimes.  I knew I couldn't do that...so I went with kids instead.
 - So cruel

Lisa: "I play soccer. Real or not real?....Not real."

Lifeguard Test....Save us

"Stop ALL the Heartbeats!"

"Backboard ALL the staff member"

"Freeze ALL the Lifeguards" -legit had at least stage one hypothermia

-practice test- "Spend more time scanning good swimmers because they tend to have problems quickly and quietly"

"Ignore ALL the patrons!"

"Use ALL the AEDs!"

"I think this fan is making me feisty."  - I was cold therefore more energetic

Final Finals (this year)

Joy: "I got a Mustang!"
Andi: "Nay!"


Lisa: "My foot looks weird..."
-Andi spanks my foot...
Lisa: "...Now it looks swollen."
Andi: "No, it looks brand spanking new!"
-proceeds to laugh hysterically

Lisa: "Where have all the unicorns gone?  I know!  They evolved into narwhals!"

April Blasts

Andi: "It depending how much you would pay me."
-We asked if you would build a tower out of trash....

Marrissa: "I am not sure I have the whole law and gospel thing right."
Lisa: "I can help you because I am Lutheran!"
 -not meant to be arrogant

Lisa: "I DO NOT WANT VIAGRA!!!!"
-I keep getting all of this spam...
Lisa: "I am not an old man...nor am I interested in an old man!!! Stop sending me ads."

Lisa:"I consider Ibuprofen a recreational drug because I have to take in order to participate in recreational activities."

Andi: "And when I was the devil, that was fun too."

Dakota: "I hate having friends, they make me eat healthy."

Andi:"You know that whole thing where the more time you spend with someone, the more you sound like them?"
Lisa: "And?"
Andi:"You have been making some interesting noises the last 20 minutes and I don't want to sound like that."
      -so what...I make noises when I study

While walking back from Andi's volleyball game
Andi: "Don't drawl attention to us, I am wearing spandex!"
Lisa: "We should rob a bank....because that is what one does while wearing spandex."