Lifeguard Test....Save us

"Stop ALL the Heartbeats!"

"Backboard ALL the staff member"

"Freeze ALL the Lifeguards" -legit had at least stage one hypothermia

-practice test- "Spend more time scanning good swimmers because they tend to have problems quickly and quietly"

"Ignore ALL the patrons!"

"Use ALL the AEDs!"

"I think this fan is making me feisty."  - I was cold therefore more energetic

Final Finals (this year)

Joy: "I got a Mustang!"
Andi: "Nay!"


Lisa: "My foot looks weird..."
-Andi spanks my foot...
Lisa: "...Now it looks swollen."
Andi: "No, it looks brand spanking new!"
-proceeds to laugh hysterically

Lisa: "Where have all the unicorns gone?  I know!  They evolved into narwhals!"

April Blasts

Andi: "It depending how much you would pay me."
-We asked if you would build a tower out of trash....

Marrissa: "I am not sure I have the whole law and gospel thing right."
Lisa: "I can help you because I am Lutheran!"
 -not meant to be arrogant

Lisa: "I DO NOT WANT VIAGRA!!!!"
-I keep getting all of this spam...
Lisa: "I am not an old man...nor am I interested in an old man!!! Stop sending me ads."

Lisa:"I consider Ibuprofen a recreational drug because I have to take in order to participate in recreational activities."

Andi: "And when I was the devil, that was fun too."

Dakota: "I hate having friends, they make me eat healthy."

Andi:"You know that whole thing where the more time you spend with someone, the more you sound like them?"
Lisa: "And?"
Andi:"You have been making some interesting noises the last 20 minutes and I don't want to sound like that."
      -so what...I make noises when I study

While walking back from Andi's volleyball game
Andi: "Don't drawl attention to us, I am wearing spandex!"
Lisa: "We should rob a bank....because that is what one does while wearing spandex."

Random Happenings

Joy our suite mate was talking about Titan movie

Me: "I like Thor."
Joy: "I love Thor!  I want to marry him."
Me: "I do too...Let's hope he is Mormon."
Andi: "Sister wives!"

Canoeing Crazies

First off it was cold as we set sail in our canoe down the Huron river.  Note that we carried it all the way across campus.

College kid: "Are you going canoeing?"

Andi: "No!"

 Side comment later 

Andi: "It is to hide from the aliens."

Girl in Perry the Platypus hat: "You guys are awesome! You are canoeing in thirty degree weather in capris!"

Lisa: "Look at that duck!  It has a jacked up leg"

Andi: "Eww it is mutated."

 *Lesson...don't swim in the Huron river!!  You might mutate overnight.

Katrina: "Alright Lisa, we are going to switch places.  Curl up in the fetal position and I will leap frog over you.

Lisa: "Alright, I am in the fertile position."

Lisa: "I don't want to talk to them, let's circle them instead."

Oh yeah and then there was the man that took our picture or a video twice....

Andi: "Darn ipods that have cameras."

Homework Party

Katrina: "I want to sleep."
Andi: "I want to eat."
Katrina: "I want to sleep and eat at the same time."

While writing about the canoe trip:
Lisa makes typo while typing Andi...instead Adni
Andi: "Adni (pronounced odd knee) is a cute name...
Lisa: "Adni! Why do you run funny?
Andi: "Can we name the mutated duck Adni?"

Once Upon a Time While Watching Dr. Jones

Andi: "I can't fix your butt numbness."

Lisa: "Why are there American Alligators in India?"

Andi: "Your face is in my nose."