A New Year: Happy New Blunders

Hope everyone is enjoying the New Year, hope you enjoy these new blunders by my beloved roommate.

Andi was talking to a good friend about Netflix but instead she asked this question:

Andi: "Is net sex worth it?"
-oh I love her...so innocent

Andi: "Oh!  Theres two holes!"
-she was taking polish off her nail with this contraption

Andi: "You have intense husky eyes."

Andi was explaining a paper about American History or something that she was writing when she said this:
        "....when Americans were scared of the Japanese and put them all in concentration TRAMPS."

Andi: "I was doing IT on the phone this morning."
   -talking about messing up words

Me: "It was dark and you threw at me!"

Katrina: "Panic attacks aren't like hiccups, you can't scare them away."

Andi: "The drugs wore off, my life is sad."

Andi: "This must be what baby kangaroos feel like."
       -she says while curled up under her blanket

Me: "I like hands!"

Andi: "Come on, you need to concentrate it, like orange juice!"
     -in reference to my brain

Andi: "I never thought that any roommate of mine would do that, but you just blew that marker out of the boat."

Andi: "I like to sleep in the fertile position."
  -she meant fetal...I hope

Andi:"No!  You don't lick other people's hot dogs!"
  -her sister was pestering me with Andi's hot dog hat...and I almost licked it