Homework Party

Katrina: "I want to sleep."
Andi: "I want to eat."
Katrina: "I want to sleep and eat at the same time."

While writing about the canoe trip:
Lisa makes typo while typing Andi...instead Adni
Andi: "Adni (pronounced odd knee) is a cute name...
Lisa: "Adni! Why do you run funny?
Andi: "Can we name the mutated duck Adni?"

Once Upon a Time While Watching Dr. Jones

Andi: "I can't fix your butt numbness."

Lisa: "Why are there American Alligators in India?"

Andi: "Your face is in my nose."

Dino Days in ENG 101

Professor: "Dino-sours. In high school, you might have been interested in Dino-sours."
Brittany: "Dinosours? They're like prehistoric warheads. The yellow ones are the worst! 

Me:"I like the sweet ones, like the blue kind"
Brittany: "Lisa, there is no such thing as a dinosweet. Don't be ridiculous!"
Me: "As long as they aren't Dino-sores, I am good."
Brittany: "That would dinosuck."
Me: "Dinosi"
Brittany: "this is dinostupid."
Me: "Dinoright?"
Brittany: "..."
English 101 is such a fun place to be

 “I wonder if we should call him a professaur.” 

March Maddies

Things said about Trout
Andi: "Trout are like women, they like flashy things."
Me: "Oh trust me my spinner was so flashy it would have gotten a ton of beads at a Mardi Gras parade."
Andi: "It's shiny, I would eat that!"

While doing New Testament homework
Andi: "I am almost done!  Jesus has to die first."

While filling out voter registration:
Andi: "Are you an American citizen?  Si."

Lisa: "Andi, go take your shower."
Andi: "No! Make me."
Lisa: "Fine I am going to bed."
Andi: "No! Don't do that!  Fine...I'll take a shower."
We are so mature lol

Lisa: "I have friends who live in Australia."
Andi: "She's down under."

Devin: "I love steroids!"

While talking about taking a quote of the blog...think out of context, slap happy.
Andi: "Take it off!"
Me: "Do you want me to take everything off?"

Scenes from the scene shop
Boss: "Where's the hatchet?"
Me: "I don't know, I buried it."

Andi talking to fish
Andi: "Yeah you stare that ball down."

Andi: "I just had a lot of body."
-Talking about essays

February Happenings

Angelina walks into our room and tells us a joke and then says: "So I have a slightly dirty joke but it is PG rated...So this slut says..."
Sure G rated... lol it wasn't that bad

Lisa: "You know you have been around your roommate too long when you tag her as yourself."

Andi: "I like Andi's world...it's pretty there."

Andi: "I didn't go there, you went all the way!"

Andi: "Get in here!"

Andi: "I can let you borrow a few bucks, my pig is generous."

Andi and Friends' thoughts during Lion King

Andi: "Even animals don't like mating their brothers and sisters."

Andi: "I hate how their eyes are yellow. Do they have malaria or something?"

Friend: "It's LION POLYGAMY!" 

Andi: "It's lion sister wives!"

Lisa reading text documentation of this....wow...they really over analyzed this....

A New Year: Happy New Blunders

Hope everyone is enjoying the New Year, hope you enjoy these new blunders by my beloved roommate.

Andi was talking to a good friend about Netflix but instead she asked this question:

Andi: "Is net sex worth it?"
-oh I love her...so innocent

Andi: "Oh!  Theres two holes!"
-she was taking polish off her nail with this contraption

Andi: "You have intense husky eyes."

Andi was explaining a paper about American History or something that she was writing when she said this:
        "....when Americans were scared of the Japanese and put them all in concentration TRAMPS."

Andi: "I was doing IT on the phone this morning."
   -talking about messing up words

Me: "It was dark and you threw at me!"

Katrina: "Panic attacks aren't like hiccups, you can't scare them away."

Andi: "The drugs wore off, my life is sad."

Andi: "This must be what baby kangaroos feel like."
       -she says while curled up under her blanket

Me: "I like hands!"

Andi: "Come on, you need to concentrate it, like orange juice!"
     -in reference to my brain

Andi: "I never thought that any roommate of mine would do that, but you just blew that marker out of the boat."

Andi: "I like to sleep in the fertile position."
  -she meant fetal...I hope

Andi:"No!  You don't lick other people's hot dogs!"
  -her sister was pestering me with Andi's hot dog hat...and I almost licked it