February Happenings

Angelina walks into our room and tells us a joke and then says: "So I have a slightly dirty joke but it is PG rated...So this slut says..."
Sure G rated... lol it wasn't that bad

Lisa: "You know you have been around your roommate too long when you tag her as yourself."

Andi: "I like Andi's world...it's pretty there."

Andi: "I didn't go there, you went all the way!"

Andi: "Get in here!"

Andi: "I can let you borrow a few bucks, my pig is generous."

Andi and Friends' thoughts during Lion King

Andi: "Even animals don't like mating their brothers and sisters."

Andi: "I hate how their eyes are yellow. Do they have malaria or something?"

Friend: "It's LION POLYGAMY!" 

Andi: "It's lion sister wives!"

Lisa reading text documentation of this....wow...they really over analyzed this....

A New Year: Happy New Blunders

Hope everyone is enjoying the New Year, hope you enjoy these new blunders by my beloved roommate.

Andi was talking to a good friend about Netflix but instead she asked this question:

Andi: "Is net sex worth it?"
-oh I love her...so innocent

Andi: "Oh!  Theres two holes!"
-she was taking polish off her nail with this contraption

Andi: "You have intense husky eyes."

Andi was explaining a paper about American History or something that she was writing when she said this:
        "....when Americans were scared of the Japanese and put them all in concentration TRAMPS."

Andi: "I was doing IT on the phone this morning."
   -talking about messing up words

Me: "It was dark and you threw at me!"

Katrina: "Panic attacks aren't like hiccups, you can't scare them away."

Andi: "The drugs wore off, my life is sad."

Andi: "This must be what baby kangaroos feel like."
       -she says while curled up under her blanket

Me: "I like hands!"

Andi: "Come on, you need to concentrate it, like orange juice!"
     -in reference to my brain

Andi: "I never thought that any roommate of mine would do that, but you just blew that marker out of the boat."

Andi: "I like to sleep in the fertile position."
  -she meant fetal...I hope

Andi:"No!  You don't lick other people's hot dogs!"
  -her sister was pestering me with Andi's hot dog hat...and I almost licked it

More Musings During Break

Andi: "Everything tastes better out of a box!"

These are courtesy of our friend Becky
Andi: "No you are definitely bigger than I am."
Andi: "It looked big from my angle."
( I guess this was in reference to feet...but....)

Andi: "No don't come in the closet!  Don't!"
Andi: "Get out of my closet!"

Andi: "Oh crap!  It's a long one!"
-get your mind out of the gutter this was in reference to a story. :)  take it out of context and it is quite humorous

Andi: "No! I want to crush you!  Hold on!"
Andi:"No! I just killed your friend"
-Andi hates bugs fyi

Andi: "I never say anything funny"
-no Andi, you don't...I don't know why I made this blog ;)

Okay this is a Lisa quote:
Me: "I had a stroke of productiveness today, I washed dishes, did laundry, and ate a cookie."

Andi: "This is a two hand job!"
     

The Story of Godzebra

Okay so my friends Brittany and Angie were in the room with Andi and I;  we were waiting for Secret Santas in our dorm and Brittany whips out her amazing designed Duck Tape wallet.
Andi responds: Oh its got Zebra.
What I heard and repeated:  Godzebra?
And so the amazing Godzebra came to be.

Brittany: "For Godzebra so loved the world, that he gave men zebra print- but not women, cuz Godzebra is a chauvinist." 


Me: "I was going to add something about Godzebra"
Andi : "Godzebra is taking over the blog!"
Brittany: "Godzebra is taking over the world."
Andi: "One child at a time."
Brittany: "Zebra is not a pedophile!"

Finals Week

Andi is my roommate and I am Lisa.  Here is our story of things said during Finals Week. (Brittany is a good friend of ours)

Andi: I am a blonde, a real blonde, I pretend that I am smart.  Shhh! No one knows!!

Andi:  Lisa you shop like a girl!  I shop like a guy; I go in, grab my junk, and leave.

Brittany: "Crap its 12:30!"
Andi: "There is nothing good on TV."
Brittany: "Wow it is not gosh we are still up. No it is theres nothing good on TV.  Dang Scrubs, that's awful!"
Andi: "What about Magic School Bus?"
Brittany:  "Heck yeah!"

Brittany: "I wish we were partying right now... well you know... our type of partying."
Andi: "We are partying!"
Brittany: "No we aren't. We are not that depressing.
Me: "We are Startying!"
Andi: "Startying?"
Me: "Studying AND partying"


Brittany:  OMG I am actually going to cry because Winnie the Pooh is not on Netflix.
(she actually had a few tears goin on)

Andi: "It's not love unless you wink at him."  

Me: "Then we added the asses...I mean masses!"
-I was doing a physics presentation and forgot the "m" in masses...oops!